If you could only hit one South Beach bar, maybe it should be this, thanks to jaw-dropping views of Biscayne Bay and an equally impressive surrealist decor (even more so after a few)—think Alice in Wonderland on spring break. Drinks are delish if pricey (caipirinhas are a specialty). Set aside some green if you can for either bottle service, mezze, or for the automated vending machines hawking little luxuries such as Urban Ears headphones and Miansai jewelry for both women and men.